The Worlds Greatest EVER Christmas Band EVER!

FIRSTLY: Steal the "Fuck The Kids" concept from NOFX.
THE RULEZ: 3 practices to write the songs, 3 days in a studio to record and mix them.
THE OUTCOME: 10 songs, a 50/50 split of contorted covers and obscene originals! And we did it twice! 2001's "10 Tips: For filling your stoking with festive self loving" & 2002's "The best gifts are the ones you make yourself". We released a "best of" in 2004 called  "Double Dong Merrily Along".
THE REASON: Not everyone likes Christmas, what it stands for or what its become and those of us in the southern hemisphere are sick of singing about snow while we bask in the sunshine - so we wrote songs to suit us and people like us. Merry Fuckin Christmas!